Quite how cool it would be to watch the new Indiana Jones movie in there in its present state is debatable.
The ticket office would equip each audience member with a shroud of spiders' webs.
And if they should need to pee as the film rolls, they would have to queue for the toilet in the 'car park' at a row of smashed and stinking p*sspots!
The fact is that the former cinema building on Fieldside, Thorne, which briefly became the teenage hormone-fest 90s nightspot that was 'Merlins' is now (and has been for some time) a 'From Dusk 'till Dawn-style' greyed-out block of nothingness with a crappy stadium-style protective fence across its front, which has surprisingly secluded four old toilet bowls from the eye of the vandal for the past three years!.

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